james kirk is the kind of person who eats five gingerbread men at once so they never have to die alone
i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up
i honestly love watching the texans completely destroy themselves
do u mean the team or the actual citizens of texas cause like…
I can honestly say that I will NEVER be over the fact that Adam McQuaid’s parents made him start playing hockey to make friends because he didn’t have any.
Petition for a Montreal vs Boston Winter Classic because it’s the biggest rivalry in the league and I’m fucking tired of seeing the same goddamn teams play every year.