bloggingthetrench:

Two chemists walk into a bar.

One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.

The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.

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blogwithmeifyouwanttolive:

At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”

this-is-ken-bitch:

this-is-ken-bitch:

Yo everyone that reblogs this will get a random word in your askbox based on the last thing you posted. I’m gonna do em all

C’mon I’m serious I wanna do a buncha these

mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

http://notgivingin-swim.tumblr.com/post/97806524818/hey-there101-mikefreedomalvarado
http://notgivingin-swim.tumblr.com/post/97806524818/hey-there101-mikefreedomalvarado

notgivingin-swim:

hey-there101:

mikefreedomalvarado:

mentalhealthkitten:

moody =/= bipolar

sad =/= depressed

really happy =/= (hypo)manic

please stop using these words incorrectly thanks

anorexic =/= thin

Um. I think you mean eating disorders =/= thin.

The format of these has been…

^^^^^

hoodbooger:

fuck you want

hoodbooger:

fuck you want

westernkanye:

An important purchase

westernkanye:

An important purchase

supercars-photography:

Supercar Line Up
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awwww-cute:

Dog rescuing a cat from a flood in Bosnia

awwww-cute:

Dog rescuing a cat from a flood in Bosnia

mikefreedomalvarado:

mentalhealthkitten:

moody =/= bipolar

sad =/= depressed

really happy =/= (hypo)manic

please stop using these words incorrectly thanks

anorexic =/= thin

Um. I think you mean eating disorders =/= thin.

EDIT: or thin =/= anorexic

http://foxygoron.tumblr.com/post/97791469518/thiscircusofmine-mentalhealthkitten-moody
http://foxygoron.tumblr.com/post/97791469518/thiscircusofmine-mentalhealthkitten-moody

thiscircusofmine:

mentalhealthkitten:

moody =/= bipolar

sad =/= depressed

really happy =/= (hypo)manic

please stop using these words incorrectly thanks

*except that depressed CAN be used as a temporary mood. sad doesn’t equal depreSSION, but sad/down can be substituted for…

http://lillyhasatumblr.tumblr.com/post/97791884391/lillyhasatumblr-when-i-was-like-4-i-was
http://lillyhasatumblr.tumblr.com/post/97791884391/lillyhasatumblr-when-i-was-like-4-i-was

lillyhasatumblr:

When I was like 4, I was pretending to be a dinosaur for my grandma and tried to pull a weed out of the ground with my teeth and, in what I can only attribute to strong conviction, commitment, and/or artistry,
attempted to eat this plant like the fuckin dinosaur I was…